Dear Movie Mogul

Prof Sir Steven Spielberg
DreamWorks SKG
100 Universal Plaza, #601
Universal City, CA 91608

10/11/2005

Dear Top Hollywood Movie Director and/or Producer,

RE: APPLICATION TO BECOME HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGUL

I would very much like to become a top Hollywood movie mogul, so I can direct blockbusting moving pictures and maybe even get to meet Jim Belushi.

I believe I have many fine qualities that would make me a top movie mogul, including:

• Advanced cycling proficiency
• In-depth knowledge of the entire Police Academy series, including Police Academy XVII : Mission To Mumbai
• A 94% complete chess set, left to me by my great aunt shortly before the dogs got to her
• The ability to memorise the names of as many as 3 cast members of Friends, up to and including:
• Matthew Parris
• Mel le Blanc
• Courtney Love-Baguette
• 20-20 vision in my left hemisphere
• A signed photograph of Dame Kiri Ti Kanakiwaka
  

I have enclosed my résumé, which I hope will give you some idea of my background and why I would be perfect for the role.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,

Arnold V. Sputnik III

PS. I have a very weak bladder. Would that be a problem?